Speaking of Chocolate

A very wise woman said today that really good chocolate is better than sex.

right now i'm inclined to agree... hell, chocolate is better than men. fullstop.

think about it:

chocolate is constant. if you buy a bar of chocolate today and it's really good, when you eat the same type of chocolate tomorrow... it'll be just as good as the first one. sadly, not so with sex.

chocolate doesn't forget to phone, doesn't forget your birthday, doesn't come home at 4am stinking of rum and try to stick it in, even though it can't see straight.

if your friend eats your chocolate, that's ok, you can just buy another one!!

so here's three cheers for the makers of good chocolate!