Farewell Sweet Prince

There are no words to describe what life will be without you. I know where ever you are , at least you are now free from pain and suffering. Be at peace my love. I'll miss you more than you'll ever realize. x

SOTD: Lost Prophets - 4am Forever

Last one

And then i'm going to go and die quietly in a corner.

firstly. i am not quitting smoking because of you. i told you. expensive jewelry has to be bought before i let you make demands like that.

secondly: there is a reason i put up the cold hard bitch act. it's because every time i drop the shields, i either get ripped off or hurt. and i'm sick of it. so the softie is being buried for the final time. over it. toughening the fuck up as of right now.

The time has come

It hit home last night when i realised that i spend over R 7 000 a year on cigarettes. i have to quit. now is the time. so i apologise in advance for any heads that i may rip off. on the upside, now i'll have more money for shoes :-)

a little less angelina... more of the britney

I worry about these girls that float around thinking that motherhood is going to be some serene madonna (as in mary, not the popwhore) and child moment. someone needs to enlighten them. tell them about the joys of green poop and butternut puree in your hair. oooh oh, and the wonders of being covered in vomit at 2am.

i blame women like angelina jolie for this rosy image girls have about motherhood. they're going to be so dissappointed to find out that without an army of nannies and brad pitt at your side, you end up feeling and looking a lot more like britnety spears. and wishing you had her drugs budget.

yes, motherhood is fantastic and the rewards far outweigh the bad stuff, but i really think that someone needs to put the word out about the bad stuff a bit more forcefully. maybe then we'll have fewer jaimie-lynn's running around.

oh. and while i'm on this parenthood rant. what the FUCK is with that stupid natasha bedingfield song "i want to have your babies" ?!? why is there no age restriction on that? does the stupid bint realise that there are fucking 10-year olds running around shopping centres singing about how they want to have babies? what the fuck.

/rant

thank you

darth swifty aka jono aka the minor for this

mwah you.

uninspired

completely uninspired. blah. so tired and drained by all the issues that aren't mine to own, but get thrown at me anyway. no time for me anymore. over it. handing out tissues and fuck off notices today.

except to you. our pep talks / soul baring / laugh madly at random shit / solve the world's problems and various other moments make the difference. hehe. potholes.