I worry about these girls that float around thinking that motherhood is going to be some serene madonna (as in mary, not the popwhore) and child moment. someone needs to enlighten them. tell them about the joys of green poop and butternut puree in your hair. oooh oh, and the wonders of being covered in vomit at 2am.
i blame women like angelina jolie for this rosy image girls have about motherhood. they're going to be so dissappointed to find out that without an army of nannies and brad pitt at your side, you end up feeling and looking a lot more like britnety spears. and wishing you had her drugs budget.
yes, motherhood is fantastic and the rewards far outweigh the bad stuff, but i really think that someone needs to put the word out about the bad stuff a bit more forcefully. maybe then we'll have fewer jaimie-lynn's running around.
oh. and while i'm on this parenthood rant. what the FUCK is with that stupid natasha bedingfield song "i want to have your babies" ?!? why is there no age restriction on that? does the stupid bint realise that there are fucking 10-year olds running around shopping centres singing about how they want to have babies? what the fuck.
/rant
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